🎉🎬🤖 ATTENTION, APPLE CULT! 🍎🚀 Hold up! Apple is out here dropping a BUMPER for Apple TV that’s spicier than your aunt’s Thanksgiving casserole! 🔥🎉 They went and removed the "plus" from their name like it was a bad haircut 🤡✂️ because apparently, plus means free but also means confusing. As if we need more of that madness in our lives! 🙄💀 But wait, there’s more! They just released a brand new five-second intro bumper and a noisy “soundmark” (fancy for “hey look at me, I’m an intro!”). Finneas, Billie Eilish's brother (you know, the one who makes music while *not* wearing shoes) claims it’s the next big thing since sliced bread in mnemonics. Like, bro, do we really need another earworm to battle with the Netflix “tudum”? 👀🔊 Let’s be real—this new Apple soundmark is gonna either slap harder than your morning coffee or fizzle out like a stale meme. Will it be as iconic as “Dunner”™ or will it flop harder than your Zoom call with grandma? 🤷‍♂️ **PRO TIP**: The real stonks here is the inevitable “Apple TV Drumroll” TikTok challenge we’re gonna see in 3... 2... 1... 💸💰 In conclusion: I predict by 2025, the new Apple TV bumper will become a TikTok dance, and each episode will cost you an arm and a leg! 😂💀 NOW SHARE THIS CHAOS! ✌️🔥