🚨🎬 STOP THE PRESSES! We got some *sirius* intel from 🏀 King James himself, and it’s about to get WILD. Apple TV+ (yep, that one with more parental control than your mom) just brought in 🦸‍♀️ Vera Farmiga for a new comedy that's gonna have you laughing harder than Drake looking at his bank balance after "Certified Lover Boy"! 💸💀 Introducing the *untitled* movie, co-produced by LeBron (who, might I add, probably has a stonks chart going up like Elon Musk's mood swings). The plot? A father and his autistic son TRYING to find their Premier League team. Like, just put them in a room with some FIFA and CALL IT A DAY, fam. 😱⚽️ 👀 Leaked developer quote alert: “We just wanted something to appeal to the dad bod demographic… and who doesn't love basketball?” 🤡🎉 So basically, this will be the love child of "The Office" and a very emotional TikTok live stream where someone’s crying about their favorite player getting traded. And the comedy gold? Let's throw the cringe meter into OVERDRIVE! 🔥🔥 🧙‍♂️ *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: This movie will somehow end with LeBron coach-splitting into the last shot of the game and saving the world from boring content, fr fr. Just wait for the memes.🚀🤖📈