🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Apple Goes Full Meme Mode with Apple TV+ Rebranding! 🍏🔥 Yo fam, put down your avocado toast and listen up! Apple — the same folks who give us overpriced fruit-shaped gadgets — just announced that Apple TV+ is now gonna be called Apple TV. 🤡💀 YUP, we’re literally naming that starry-eyed streaming service after a remote control. What's next, renaming Apple Music to “Apple JukeBox”? 🎶💸 But wait, it gets juicier! 🍵 According to leaked sources (aka my coffee-induced daydreams), one dev was overheard saying, “Why pay for more letters when we can just charge for less??” 🤖💰 Like, okayyy, Dave from marketing, let’s chop a few letters and double the confusion! #stonks 💀 And let’s not forget that “vibrant new identity” they keep talking about. 🤔 What is this, a mid-life crisis for streaming services? 😂 This is fine. Just wait till they start renaming the App Store to “Apple's Digital Funhouse.” 🎢👀 FINAL PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple is dropping all the vowels from its services and we’ll have to subscribe to “PPL TV” — just to watch the world burn! 🌌🚀💥 Stay salty, my friends!