🚨🎉 BREAKING: APPLE TV+ SAID "YASS QUEEN, WE’RE BACK!" 🎉🚨 Y’all remember when AAPL was throwing dollars at the wall like it was confetti? 💸💸 Well, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the award-winning animated series *Stillwater* is making a comeback after a *two-year nap* 💤 – we see you, Apple! 😴💀 In what can only be described as the corporate equivalent of “hey, remember us?” 🤔, Apple just dropped the bomb that season 4 is coming back to give your kids something other than TikTok dances! 🚀🎈 🎨💥 *Stillwater* is like that cool, zen panda that teaches kids how to breathe and be calm (cue the “This is fine” meme picanic). And let’s be real, *Stillwater* is basically the guardian of all things wholesome while we adults seethe over tech glitches like “why can’t my AirPods just connect?” 🤖😡 In the words of a "top-secret Apple dev" (totally leaked, trust me): “We thought about making a show about Apple’s battery life, but decided, nah, let’s give them *Stillwater* instead.” 🤪🔥 So mark your calendars, because while you’re bingeing on nostalgia, just remember: Apple’s gonna pull a *monetization stonk move* and start charging us for breathing next! 💰👀 CALLING IT NOW!