📅🍏🎬 Yo, fam! Apple TV+ is cooking up a July so hot, even the sun is sweating bullets in jealousy! 🔥☀️ But let’s be real—it’s also about as exciting as watching paint dry in grayscale. 🎨🛌 🚀 First up, we got the galaxy brain epic that is Foundation Season 3! And by “epic,” I mean, *will-you-fall-asleep-mid-sentence* levels of intrigue. 😴💤 Your brain’s gonna need a caffeine IV drip to understand this one! 💉☕️ The writing team must be like, "Let’s throw a bunch of weird sci-fi terms at the wall and see what sticks!" 🤔 But WAIT! There’s more! 🔥 Crime thriller “Smoke” is stumbling back like that friend who says “last one’s on me” yet keeps ordering shots. 📈🤑 And don’t forget the heartwarming “Stick,” which sounds like a bad pun you’d use to explain why you’re still single. 💔🤡 Why not toss in “Acapulco” too? Gotta keep the five people who aren’t subscribed on their toes! 😂 👀 Leaked Quote from a Developer: “Man, at this point, we’re just throwing spaghetti at the wall and praying it doesn’t land in the garbage.” 🍝💩 So buckle up, stonks enthusiasts!📈 In a year, we’ll all be watching Apple TV+ while living inside an actual Apple Store because the world will be too chaotic. And you thought buying a new iPhone was absurd? Just wait. 🤖💀✌️ #ThisIsFine