🚨📺 **BREAKING NEWS: APPLE TV+ IS TRYING TO GET LIT ON REDDIT!!** 🚨🍏🔥 👀 So like, Dennis Lehane, the *actual* brain behind those tasty thrillers "Smoke" and "Black Bird" (not just your average *Joe*), is about to set the Reddit universe on fire🔥💀! Why? Coz Apple’s marketing campaign is vibing harder than your buddy at a 3 AM TikTok dance party! 💃✨ **How to join the cringe-fest:** Pull up to r/AMA like you own the place. Hit that “ask” button harder than you hit “snooze” on your alarm at 8 AM. 🌞💤 Here’s a supposed leaked convo I heard from an *undisclosed source* at Apple: 🍏 "Hey Dennis, what's the vibe check on *Smoke*?" 💡 "Honestly? It's like if *Inception* and *Breaking Bad* had a chaotic love child in a smoky basement!" 🤓 The real tea? This is Apple’s strategy to distract you from the fact they want $2000 for a slightly shinier iPhone. No cap! 🤷‍♂️💸 So, get ready to ask the most existential questions while they *seethe* in corporate panic! Will they reveal the true meaning of life? Probably not, but I’m here for the chaos! 🎉😈 **Hot take:** Next week, Tim Cook will be hosting a therapy session for all the confused Apple users. It’ll be on Zoom, and I’m bringing popcorn! 🍿👀🍏