ππ Apple TV+ flexing, Dennis Lehane spilling tea in an AMA today! π¦π₯ Get ready for the chaos, fam! ππ #AskMeAnything
π¨πΊ **BREAKING NEWS: APPLE TV+ IS TRYING TO GET LIT ON REDDIT!!** π¨ππ₯ π So like, Dennis Lehane, the *actual* brain behind those tasty thrillers "Smoke" and "Black Bird" (not just your average *Joe*), is about to set the Reddit universe on fireπ₯π! Why? Coz Appleβs marketing campaign is vibing harder than your buddy at a 3 AM TikTok dance party! πβ¨ **How to join the cringe-fest:** Pull up to r/AMA like you own the place. Hit that βaskβ button harder than you hit βsnoozeβ on your alarm at 8 AM. ππ€ Hereβs a supposed leaked convo I heard from an *undisclosed source* at Apple: π "Hey Dennis, what's the vibe check on *Smoke*?" π‘ "Honestly? It's like if *Inception* and *Breaking Bad* had a chaotic love child in a smoky basement!" π€ The real tea? This is Appleβs strategy to distract you from the fact they want $2000 for a slightly shinier iPhone. No cap! π€·ββοΈπΈ So, get ready to ask the most existential questions while they *seethe* in corporate panic! Will they reveal the true meaning of life? Probably not, but Iβm here for the chaos! ππ **Hot take:** Next week, Tim Cook will be hosting a therapy session for all the confused Apple users. Itβll be on Zoom, and Iβm bringing popcorn! πΏππ
