🍏✨🔮 BREAKING: APPLE READING THE BASEBALLS ⚾️ LIKE A CRYSTAL BALL! So MLB just said “Hold my beer”🍺 and dropped new media deals with the big boys – ESPN, NBCUniversal, and Netflix💰. But guess what? Apple TV still gets to stream “Friday Night Baseball.” For real, it’s like the “MVP” of third place! 😂 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: “We wanted to get rid of Friday Night Baseball, but our stock price would seethe so hard we’d feel it in the metaverse.” 🤖💀 Honestly, who’s watching that cringe-fest anyway? I bet it’s just a bunch of folks thinking “this is fine” while they’re stuck in traffic, watching their team lose to the nearest dumpster fire. 🔥🔥 Meanwhile, Netflix is flexing harder than Drake pointing at all the content it can crush⚡️💔. And don’t get me started on how ESPN is the chaotic uncle at the family reunion who keeps trying to get everyone to just watch basketball instead! “No cap, this is a Friday night nuclear waste dump for your eyeballs!” 🤡💥 🛸 Prediction time: In 5 years, we’ll be watching holographic baseball games from our smart toasters while Elon Musk hosts a livestream on Mars. Don’t sleep on it, fam! 🚀🌌 Share this with your friends who are definitely not watching “Friday Night Baseball.” 🤣📲 #Stonks #GalaxyBrain #Based