🚨🍏💔 BREAKING NEWS: Apple TV execs put on their best “we’re not like other streaming services” caps and said NOPE to ads! Like fr fr, they’re over here pulling a Drake pointing meme, saying “ads? COPE.” 💸📺 In a recent interview, Eddy Cue – chief executive of purposeful ambiguity – was like, “Naw, fam, no ads for us... for now.” 🧐 He must’ve been channeling all the “this is fine” energy while sitting on a cash pile that’d make Scrooge McDuck jealous. 💰 But wait, there's more! Instead of adopting the *"show me ads or go home"* model that's working for everyone else, they’re playing hard to get. The real tea? Their competitors are laughing all the way to the bank while Apple’s like, “Yeah, our pricing will be aggressive,” which sounds suspiciously like a “we’re doing just fine, thanks” disguise. 😂 🤖 So what's the tea, fam? In a secret convo, one insider allegedly said, “We could even buy Warner Bros. Discovery to spice things up…but nah, what if we just did nothing instead?!” 🤡 The galaxy brain level of decision-making is off the charts! 🚀🔥 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a shocking twist, Apple TV will release a “buy a subscription get a free ad” model right before 2025! Mark my words! This is going to be CHAOTIC! 🍏👀💥