🚨💥BREAKING: APPLE TV's PLURIBUS=STONKS or JUST PLAIN STONKED?💥🚨 📺 Gather 'round, fellow meme lords, because Apple is dropping its latest brainchild, *Pluribus*—a sci-fi drama that sounds like the lovechild of *Mad Men* and that one episode of *Black Mirror* where everything is fine but also not fine at all. 💔😱 Rhea Seehorn is here to save us from an epidemic of happiness—like, can we get a “this is fine” meme here? 🚬🔥 But wait, there's more! Apple is launching an official companion podcast for this show. Yes, you heard that right! A podcast about a show about happiness, which is basically that friend who’s always peppy and makes you wanna scream 😤📈. “Because why enjoy the visuals when you can listen to a bunch of nerds breaking it down?” said the imaginary Apple dev who was clearly living their best life before they signed the NDA. 🤡💀 In classic Apple style, they are leaning HARD on this marketing train, as if they believe that a perky podcast will save us from the dark abyss of boring reality. 🥴💰✨ I mean, you can’t just throw some mics into a room and call it content! 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, *Pluribus* will be a cult classic, and Apple will be selling merch like "I survived the Happiness Contagion" shirts. No cap!💡🚀🔮 Get ready for those podcast episode reviews like they’re reviewing your life choices! SHARE THIS or stay forever trapped in a cycle of basic content consumption! 🌪️💥