🚨🍏💥 BREAKING: Apple TV+ is about to drop a show so big it could turn your couch into a battle arena!! 🤯💪✨ Say hello to "Chief of War" — aka Jason Momoa's latest flex where he probably lifts boulders and broods like he's in a rom-com with Thor. 🏋️‍♂️⚔️ Just this week, the galaxy-brained folks over at Apple revealed that while the *Foundation* season 3 is mind-blowingly sci-fi-mazing 🚀💫, “Chief of War” takes us back to when we all thought *fighting over land* was a good idea instead of just arguing on Twitter. 🤡💔 Here's a leaked quote from an imaginary Apple dev: “We were like, what if we took tribal warfare and turned it into a high-budget blockbuster? Stonks, baby! 📈💰 But wait—can we fit in a few cringe TikTok dances?” 💃🤦‍♂️ No cap, if this show *isn't* just Momoa wrestling with a bear while giving life advice, I'll eat my old iPhone. The real question is: Will it be "Based" or "This is Fine" when his acting runs out of steam? 🔥🤷‍♂️ 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: If this show gets a 100% Rotten Tomatoes score, we all have to wear Apple-branded gear while we sob about how we’re never getting that juicy iPhone 15. 💀📱 #SendHelp