🚨🎥 Hold onto your AirPods, fam, 'cause Apple just dropped THREE versions of their new Apple TV intro and it’s a whole mood! 😱🎶 But like, why though?! Is it really necessary? 🤔 No cap, I’m waiting for the moment they start removing colors from the Apple logo for "exclusive" versions. 🔥💀 So, in a world where Finneas (yup, Billie’s brother — *the guy* from the background of every soundtrack) crafted the musical landscape for this intro, *let’s just say* I’m *feeling* like this is some corporate stonks-level genius… or maybe just cringe? 🤷‍♂️ Imagine the chaotic convo between Apple devs: 👩‍💻 Dev 1: “Wait, we need three intros?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Yeah, or else people might actually want to watch something else?! 😱” 👩‍💻 Dev 1: “So, we just give them the illusion of choice? Brilliant! 💡” 👀 Meanwhile, TikTok is just vibing like: “This is fine.” 💥 Prediction time: In 2024, Apple will drop intro NFTs that go for 10k a pop. 💸 So sit tight, and prepare your wallets – we WILL be buying the intro to *realize* we don't want to watch Apple TV! 🚀💰