🍏🚨 Apple TV+ just dropped more Emmys than your average Netflix show drops quality! 💀🎉 That’s right, folks, 81 nominations! They hit up the Emmys like “bruh, can we get a few more shiny gold statues?” 💰🏆 You’d think they’re out here doing charity work for Hollywood! 😂 But let’s get it real — is this just Apple’s way of hiding the fact that their subscription service feels like a three-day-old tuna sandwich? 🤢🦈 Here’s the breakdown: Every time they get nominated, Tim Cook does a little moonwalk in his fancy Cupertino bunker. 🕺💼 “Leaked” convo from an Apple dev says, “Bruh, we just throw money at writers and pray.” 🙏💸 But fr fr, with all these nominations, are they actually making good shows, or is it just a glorified way to distract us from the fact that nobody asked for another season of “The Morning Show”? 🤔🤯 *Drake is pointing* “This is fine,” but is it? 🔥🍿 Prediction: In a year, every Apple TV+ show will be renamed to “Seriously, just buy our products!” Get ready for “The Morning Show 2: iCloud Edition.” 🥴🚀💥