🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS* 🔥🚨: Apple is dropping a new Apple TV 4K, and the hype train is leaving the station—whether you like it or not! 🚂💨 If you thought “streaming wars” was just a cringy Netflix series, think again! This new box of overpriced magic from your favorite fruit company is ready to hit the shelves! 🍏📺💸 I mean, who wouldn’t want to pay extra to watch the same 15 Netflix shows over and over again?! #Based *Leaked developer quote*: “We added 4K support so now you can see every pore on your favorite sitcom star’s face, even if the plot still makes you want to cry. LOL! 😂” And let's not forget the timing: launching the new Apple TV as the world faces another streaming apocalypse? Like sending a lifeboat into a kiddie pool. This is fine. 🥴🔥 But let's be real—if you’re still using a *box* to stream in 2023, are you even *living*, fam? 🤡✨ **Unhinged prediction**: By 2024, everyone will forget what it means to *actually* watch TV as we all just sit in our dark rooms, staring at our Apple remotes while the silicon chips assimilate us into the Matrix. 🥲🤖👁️🔥 #Stonks! Now, smash that share button before Apple decides to charge for that! 💀💰