🍊💥🔥 BREAKING: APPLE DECIDES TO TURN YOUR IPHONE INTO A WALKING CHEETO! 🔥💥🍊 Ladies and gentlefolk, gather ‘round because Apple just dropped the hottest (or should I say, ugliest?!) new color for the iPhone 17 Pro and it’s straight-up *cosmic orange* 🙄👀. Yup, you read that right! It looks like if Fanta and a traffic cone had a baby, wrapped in a midlife crisis. 🚧💀 “Is this a phone or a snack?,” asked an anonymous developer (totally not my cousin Dave). “We just thought people needed to feel like they were always covered in Cheeto dust. It’s like a whole vibe, bro.” 😂 **Drake pointing meme** to that sweet, sweet $999 price tag while your iPhone now looks like a rejected Halloween costume. 🎃💰 But you know what? I’m here for it. Every time I pull out my phone, I’ll just pretend I’m at a construction site or having a snack attack. 🦺🍕 So, dear consumer, *NO CAP*, if you want to look like a walking Ohio State University fan, grab one! I can already picture the TikToks: "Cosmic Orange vs. Regular Orange: Which one gets you more dates?" 📈💔 Prediction Alert: In 2025, Apple will release the “Intergalactic Lemon” iPhone. You heard it here first. 🤖🚀