🚨🍏 BREAKING: APPLE’S ABOUT TO DROP A MACBOOK THAT WON’T MAKE YOU REFINANCE YOUR HOUSE! 💰💻🔥 That’s right, fam! Get ready for a budget-friendly MacBook coming in at a jaw-dropping $599 or $699! No cap! 😱✨ This is the first time you can slap an Apple logo on your laptop without calling your bank's therapist. 😂💸 Sources say it’ll run on the all-new A18 Pro chip — because "why the heck not" is the new Apple philosophy! 🍏🤖 “Why would we use M-series when we can cut costs for our loyal customers?!” said an alleged Apple employee (probably getting fired for this). Production is starting next month, and I’ll tell you what: if I keep hearing more about this, I might just enter a bidding war for one of these bad boys! 💀💸 Stonks 📈 are about to skyrocket for Apple and plummet for anyone who thought a MacBook was a luxury item. But hey, this is fine, right? 😂🔥 Here’s a parting thought: if Apple can make this budget-friendly, is it too soon to ask if the next iPhone will come with a side of fries? 🍟📱 Stay tuned, squad, because pretty soon, your rich friend is going to be seething that they paid double for their shiny overpriced notebook while you’re vibing with the hot new entry-level model! 🚀💅💥 #ChadAppleVs.NormieApple 🤪👑