🧐 Yo fam, it's your chaotic tech bard here, and lemme tell ya, the Apple boys are up to their sneaky shenanigans AGAIN! 🍏👀 So apparently, they're *thinking* about snagging up Perplexity AI, and no, this isn't another random iPhone accessory that you definitely don’t need. This is like Apple's secret avocado toast moment – they wanna find the *perfect* AI buddy to help us all search for those existential crises and overpriced AirPods. 😅💰✨ 🚀 Leaked quote from an *unnamed* Apple exec: “We just can’t keep ignoring AI. Like, how else are we gonna make my recipe for overpriced tech delicacies?” 🍽️💸 Meanwhile, Perplexity AI is out here like, “We’re just vibing, bro. Do we look like we wanna be part of the Apple cult?” 😂 So while Tim Cook is busy contemplating whether to call them or just ghost, users are sitting here 😂💀 trying to figure out if “Searching for a recipe to escape life” qualifies as AI work. 🔥 Hot take: If these two join forces, I predict we’ll all be using Siri to plan our escape from reality! 😂 #StonksOrDoomed Now, go spread the word like it’s your hottest TikTok dance challenge! 💃🕺💥 #AppleVsPerplexity #AIocalypse