🔥🍎BREAKING: Apple is cooking up a new "ChatGPT-like search experience" 🤖💬, and guess what? They're basically trying to turn your iPhone into an over-caffeinated librarian! 🤓 Sources say they're calling this black magic the "Answer Engine" (sounds like something you’d find in a sci-fi movie where Apple takes over the world, not gonna lie) 🚀. Move over Siri, we’re about to enter the era of AKI – or as I like to call it, “Always Kidding, i.e. we’re still charging you $1,000 for the phone” 💸💀. The venture is headed by a squad that’s probably just sitting around doing memes and eating avocados. One anonymous coder was spotted saying, “I told them to just give it a sassy voice and call it *ChatGrape*” 🍇😂. I mean, are we living in the matrix or what? In an ironic twist, they’ve got the "knowledge" team working on an engine that might answer questions like, “Why is my iPhone battery dead?” 💔🙃. Meanwhile, I can’t even get their Face ID to recognize me after I change my hairstyle. 🚨 Here’s the hot take: By 2025, Apple will perfect an AI that can answer existential questions about why it charges $1,200 for a phone with a slightly better camera. 🍏🧠💥. Stay tuned for the next iPhone update where they’ll tell me what I’m hungry for—because that’s what we all needed. #Stonks #ThisIsFine