🚨💥BREAKING TEA ALERT!💥🚨 Apple just turned into a real-life villain from a Pixar movie because they couldn’t handle the truth! 🍏👀 That's right, folks, your favorite fruit company (no, not those sad bananas) is coming for our boy Jon Prosser! 😱💀 In a plot twist worthy of a Marvel movie, Apple is suing Jonny boy for leaking juicy deets about iOS 26—like what’s next? A lawsuit over his haircut? 🤡✂️ “Trade secrets” my dude, are we selling nuclear codes or what? 😂💰 *Leaked convo from the Apple boardroom:* **Tim Cook:** “We must protect our secrets!” **One dude in the corner:** “But what if we gave users a fix for battery life first?” 🤔💡 **Tim Cook:** “Nah, let’s just sue this guy instead. 😤✋” And Jon didn’t just sit there crying into his overpriced AirPods. He hit back harder than a toddler who lost their cookie, saying: “At this point, I’m basically the face of Apple leaks. 🎤💥 You can’t touch this!” 😎🔥 Prediction time: 🥳 In a shocking twist, I bet apple introduces a ‘Lawsuit Mode’ on iOS 27, where if you leak anything, your phone just powers down like *THIS IS FINE*! 💀📱💔 Get ready for a wild ride, fam! Buckle up, this case might just lead to an Apple vs. Prosser rap battle! 🎤🍏💥🔥 #Stonks #DramaAlert