🚨 BREAKING NEWS, Y'ALL! 🚨 Apple just served Elon Musk a steaming plate of *nope* and a side of *who asked?* 🥴🍏💥 After Elon, aka our favorite meme lord, threatened to sue Apple over claims that they’re playing favorites with OpenAI like it’s a high school lunch table, Apple responded like: “Chill, dude, this is fine!” 🔥🤡 Picture this: Musk, wielding his virtual sword from his *xAI* kingdom, shouting “Stonks!” while Apple’s like “Nah fam, we let everyone sink or swim in these App Store waters.” 🏊‍♂️💀 Leaked developer quote alert! 👀💬 “Honestly, we just want to sell more AirPods and watch people get excited about the iPhone 14. The AI drama? That’s just our reality show, to be honest.” 😂📺 Drake is probably pointing at his phone, and the entire tech world is out here like 💁‍♂️ “Why is this a thing?!” 🔥🎤HOT TAKE: In a year, we’ll be saying “Siri, sue Elon” 🤖💰 and they’ll both team up to create an app called “MehAI”, because let’s face it, that’s the fuel for the future! Y’all ready for that chaos? Share this if you’re *based* enough! 🌌💫