🚨🚨 BREAKING: Apple is OUT HERE dropping hints like your ex drops your favorite hoodie! 🧥💔 Mark Gurman from Bloomberg says the fruit company (🍏) is about to hit us with THREE new “Pro” gadgets this week. That’s right, THREE. No cap, they’re cranking the power levels up to 11! 🔥😱 But wait, what’s this? 🤔 Greg Joswiak, Apple's marketing wizard, teases a silhouette that looks like a blue MacBook Pro in the shape of a V—everyone knows V stands for “Very powerful” or “Victory” (or “Vibe Check,” tbh). But the real question is: does it come in the same color as the AirPods you lost in your couch? 🤡🛋️ Leaked developer quote: “We were just waiting for the right time to drop the most powerful MacBook Pro… or we just wanted to see how many people would seethe over the price.” 💰💀 So, what does this mean? Well, if the M5 chip is as lit as everyone says, we’re talking about rendering worlds faster than your Tinder date ghosting you! 🚀 Brace yourself, folks - Apple might casually just solve world hunger too with that chipset. 🤖🍽️ Hot take: By 2025, your brain will be able to connect TO THE MACBOOK. 🍏💻 Get ready for the Apple Neural Link, fam! 😱💥 #MemeTech #AppleSlay #ProPowers