🚨🍏💬 Hold onto your AirPods, fam, because Apple is about to unleash its secret weapon: a generative AI assistant in the Support app! Yup, you heard that right—goodbye human support, hello robot overlords! 🤖🔥 Imagine this: You ping the support app because your new MacBook is as useful as a toaster in a bathtub 🛁🍞. Instead of a human who actually gets paid to care, you're greeted by a chatbot who’s like, “Breathe in, breathe out… That’s it, you’re now a MacBook guru!” 😳💥 👀👀 Leaked developer quote: “We realized that humans are expensive, and robots don’t have feelings… so here we are!” (They also might’ve said they were “feeling a little ‘this is fine’” about the whole thing 🐶🔥). But here’s the tea ☕: This is a solid move—less cringe waiting on hold, more stonks for Apple! 📈💰 Yet, we all know if you hit “talk to a human,” it’s like activating the final boss—they’ll hit you with the power of rage before you let that sweet, sweet information flow! 😤💪 In conclusion, Apple’s AI Support will either save our sanity 🤌✨ or turn us into digital hermits hoarding our iPhones in a basement. 🔮👾 Hot take: In 2024, you’ll have to beg a chatbot to get an appointment at the Genius Bar while it responds with “404: Genius Not Found.” Buckle up, it’s about to get chaotic, fam! 🚀💀💔 #AppleEatsAI #SupportBotUnleashed