🚨🥴 ALERT! APPLE STORE TAKES A NAP AHEAD OF IPHONE 17 DROP! 🚀💤 In a shocking twist of fate that literally NO ONE saw coming 😒, the Apple Online Store has hit Snoozeville just in time for the grand iPhone 17 and AirPods Pro 3 drop. I mean, who needs an online store when you can just let the anticipation marinate, right? 🤡🔥 📅 Get ready to set your alarms for 10 AM PT – it's the most important time of the year to hear overhyped specs and read “better battery life” for the 77th time. 🤯💰 Leaked developer quote: “We’re taking the store down to build hype. Also, we forgot to update the iPhone 16. Oops.” 😂💀 And just to throw some salt into the wound, don't forget the Apple Watch Series 11 and Ultra 3 are also coming, because who wouldn't want another wrist accessory to tell them they’re still unfit? 🤦‍♂️🚨 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2030, Apple will announce the iPhone 25, which come with built-in regret for every time you camped out for the last 15 launches. 🤖👀💬 💸 This is fine, right? SHARE if you're still drinking the Kool-Aid and ready to seethe when the prices drop! 🍏🍵 #Stonks #Cringe #iPhone17