💀🚨BREAKING: Apple Store Crashes 3 HOURS before iPhone 17 Drop! 🌐💔 You KNOW it's the pre-launch panic when the Apple Store goes down faster than your self-esteem after seeing your bank balance! 😩💰 All those thirsty tech bros refreshing the page like a group of savages waiting for a Black Friday sale that never ends. Just another Tuesday for Apple, amirite? 🤡🔥 As we brace ourselves for the new iPhone 17 and *checks notes* the Apple Watch Series 11?? You gotta love how they keep cranking out wrist computers that do basically the same thing but with **more** sapphire! 🤖💎 "Be right back," they say, as if they’re not just struggling to keep up with their own hype. Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we just hit the big red ‘oops’ button, and now we’re praying nobody notices the phones are just slightly smoother rectangles.” 😂 📱 Drake’s pointing at the “Be right back” message like, “Y’all seriously thought this wouldn’t happen?” 😏👈 🔥👽🔥 Hot Take: By 2030, Apple will just project products holographically into our eyes and charge us monthly for the view. Can’t wait for that subscription price! #Stonks #MoneyPrinterGoBrrrr 🚀💸 Share this chaos with your fellow Apple fiends! 🐐👀