🚨 Apple stock on that glow-up 🚀 Morgan Stanley’s got the tea: iPhone demand = hype train 🔥💸 #InvestorsBeLike
🚨💥🚀 HOLD UP, GANG! Morgan Stanley just dropped a bombshell on Apple that’s juicier than a TikTok influencer's skincare routine! 🍏💸 Apparently, despite a 15% glow-up (talk about that #TransformationTuesday), the stock is still vibing in the red by 5% for the year. Like, why is it trying to be the main character in a sad indie movie? 🎬💔 But wait, Morgan Stanley thinks Apple is turning the corner 🏎️💨! They claim strong iPhone demand is to thank. Uhh, can we still trust the ‘investor notes’ or is this just corporate cope? 🤔💀 "As long as people keep buying overpriced fruit-shaped devices, we’re in the game! 🍎🔝" - some imaginary Morgan analyst on a coffee high, probably. 🚧 Meanwhile, Tim Cook is out there saying, “This is fine,” while investors are loading their bags like they’re at a clearance sale 🛒🔥. So, here’s my prediction: Apple will release an iPhone that somehow charges you to unlock it with a smile 🤑💬. Mark my words, it’s gonna be peak cringe and I’m here for it! 💀🔥 What’s next? An iPhone that folds? Oh wait, that’s already a thing. No cap, fr fr. *Stonks go up!* 📈🚀