🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD 🚨🚨 🍏💵 Bank of America just dropped a hot take hotter than my computer's GPU during a gaming marathon! They’re saying Apple’s stock is about to hit $320, and it’s getting a “Buy” rating! HOLD UP! Are we talking about the same Apple that sold us a $1000 phone with a charger that costs more than my ex's therapy bills? 😂💔 So, what’s the tea? ☕️ Apparently, the iPhone 17 is selling like *hotcakes*, and, fr fr, I can’t even! AI potential? More like A-I-Can’t-Wait-to-See-the-New-MacBook-For-2024! 🤖✨ “Listen, the iPhone 17 is selling like snooze!” said some imaginary investor, who totally wasn’t just my friend in a suit pretending to be a Wall Street wizard. “Once they stack those AI chips, Apple stocks gonna be like 🚀🚀 Stonks!” But hold your horses 🐴 because let’s be real, this is just a fancy way of saying, “We still want your money, pleeeeeease.” The vibes? *This is fine* but with a side of “wait, did I just get bamboozled?” 🔥💰 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll all be walking around with iPhones embedded in our wrists while a holographic AI argues with us about NOT getting the new model! 🤡 Welcome to the future, fam!