🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 🍏🚨 Apple fans just got hit with a mega dose of nostalgia 💔💾 as they're digging up the dusty archives faster than I dig into a bag of Cheetos at 2 AM! 🌌📼 That’s right, folks! After Apple's latest "Awe-Dropping" event, they're cranking up YouTube to rewatch Steve Jobs keynotes like it's the last episode of *Friends*! 😂👌 In a totally NOT desperate attempt to recapture the days when Apple was actually cool (remember 2007? When iPhones were unicorns ✨ and not just overpriced paperweights? 📱💸), fans have been crying out “I miss the days when Steve dropped the mic instead of my expectations!” 😩🎤 👀 You know it's bad when your tech company is giving you the “this is fine” dog meme while dropping $999 on a new iPhone without a headphone jack! 📉💀 One "developer" was quoted saying, “At this point, I’m thinking of buying an old Mac from 2007 and just pretending I’m in the past.” 🤖💔 So here’s the unhinged take for ya: In 5 years, Apple fans will be trading nostalgia shares on the stock market, with stonks going up every time someone shares a vintage Jobs clip. ⚡️📈 So buckle up, fam—this cringe train ain't stopping anytime soon! 🚀🔥 #AppleIsTheNewBlack #NostalgiaNation #SteveJobsRedemption 🦸‍♂️💻