🚨BREAKING NEWS, my fellow tech degenerates!🚨 Apple just pulled a classic power move, napkin-math style, while dropping a measly $150 million+ on F1 streaming rights in the U.S.! 💰💸 I can already see Tim Cook sipping his morning coffee while saying, “Stonks! 🚀” in his best evil overlord voice. Imagine this: your grandma's watching F1 on her iPad with that “This is fine” dog meme in the background as Apple takes over the race track like they did with your local coffee shop last summer! ☕💀 Rumor has it, a leaked convo between Cook and his team went like this: 👩‍💻 Developer: “So, are we doing this for the love of racing?” 🍏 Tim Cook: “Nah, we just wanna sell more iPhones and get those sweet, sweet subscription dollars.💪” 👩‍💻 Developer: “Ah, classic Apple!👌” Now, we all know how Apple loves to charge you an extra month's rent for each feature, so get ready for the "Apple F1 Premium Experience" where you might actually have to pay to breathe during races. 🤡🔥 Hot take: By 2025, F1 cars will come with year-long subscriptions to Apple One, and the world of streaming will plunge into chaos! 📺💥 Share this if you think it's 🔥!