🚨🎤 BREAKING ULTIMATE DRAMA ALERT AT APPLE HQ! 🍏💀💔 So, like, shareholders are mad MAD over Apple’s AI brainchild that’s turning into more of a “Are You Still There?” assistant than the genius they promised! 🤖🧠💩 Apparently, Apple was out here saying "Siri's gonna be a genius!" but really just meant, "Um, Siri will be late. As per usual." 🐢⏳ 📈 Stonks are plummeting faster than your hopes after the last iPhone event. Shareholders are now serving Apple a *class-action lawsuit* like it's the hottest new trend – forget avocado toast, we’re all about that legal toast now, baby! 🍞💼💰 Leaked developer chat: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Guys, Siri still thinks ‘AI’ stands for ‘Annoying Idiot.’” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Don’t worry fam, we’ll just blame it on inner-city traffic. Classic!” 🚦😂 But we all know this is just an elaborate scheme - Apple knows how to pull the strings and keep us all seething! They’re probably out there like, “This is fine.” 🔥🔥 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: Watch Elon Musk try to swoop in and take Siri’s job next. Coming soon: “Elon’s Siri, but it only references memes!” 🤡🚀 #SiriWho? #GoodLuckWithThat Get your popcorn ready, it’s about to get spicy! 🍿✨🔥