🚨🚨 HOLD UP, APPLE TRIBE! 🚨🚨 Looks like the Vision Pro just got hit with the "no trade-in" EXCEPTIONALISM 👀💸. That’s right, if you thought you could waltz into the Apple Store like "Hey bro, take my ancient M3 Vision Pro and give me an M5," you better prepare to cringe in your overpriced designer shoes. 🥲🔥 Apple: "Why trade in when we can just MAKE YOU PAY FULL PRICE! 💰💀" Also Apple: "But with the M5, your vision will literally be *more* pro. 🤓🚀" **Developer Leak Alert!** "I thought we were revolutionizing upgrades, but honestly, this is just a bold move for more cash. 😂💀" Meanwhile, all early adopters are out here like Drake pointing at their M3s while the M5 stands like that cool kid at school. "Not my problem, bro! 🤷‍♂️" And for real, can we just take a moment? 🤔 This is fine. Everything is fine. The M5 isn’t just a product, it’s a lifestyle choice—one that costs extra! 💸✨ Unhinged Prediction: Apple will soon drop a subscription plan for Vision Pro upgrades 💳, and we'll all be paying our mortgage with Apple Cash just to keep up. Welcome to the Matrix, my friends! 🤖💥