🚨🤡 BREAKING: Apple’s new “Mommy Knows Best” policy is here, and it’s WILD! 🍏💀 So guess what? The fruity overlords at Apple have decided that app developers now need to get your permission before they pull a fast one with your personal data. 🤝💰 This is like if your mom had to ask before she snooped through your search history! "I swear, Mom, I was just looking up how to make grilled cheese!" 😳🥴 🌟 **Leaked Developer Quotes:** - Developer: "WTF, so now I have to actually ask users? 😬 Who approves this? My grandma?" - Another Developer: “I thought collecting data was a rite of passage. Am I about to become a legit good person? CRINGE!” 😂🤡 Are they going to add a pop-up saying, “Hey, can I have your social security number while I'm at it?” 🚀🔥 Look, I'm just saying, if Apple really wants to *actually* protect our data, they should make the emoji of the guy sweating their default setting. 🌊😅 Unhinged Prediction: By 2025, Apple will release a phone that literally asks for your social security number just to activate. NO CAP. And we’ll all be like, “Yeah, this is fine.” 🐶💩