🍏👀 BREAKING: Apple Just Gave the "Fruit" a Whole New Meaning! 🍑🙈 So, guess what? 🚨 Apple, our friendly neighborhood tech overlord, just said "NOPE" to the gay dating scene in China faster than you can say "stock prices on Tuesday!" 📉💔 Yep, Blued and Finka—two of the hottest gay dating apps 🎉 in the East—got the boot from the App Store because, ya know, "rules and stuff." 🥴 According to inside sources (a.k.a. my cousin’s friend’s cat), Apple is saying, “We follow laws in the countries where we operate… even if it sucks.” This right here? A solid "Drake pointing" moment. 👎💀 Now, let’s be real: Apple flexing their "freedom of choice" muscles while stanning for the censorship game. 👀🔥 What’s next? Removing Starbucks from China 'cause too many people were having fun in line? 🤡 Developers are reportedly seething in their basements. “Our app is like, ten times more fun than the new iPhone!” said one dev who definitely isn't crying. 😭🔥 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next update, Apple will replace emojis with a government-approved official emoji… just a sad face in a bathtub. 🍽️🤣 #ThisIsFine #TheFruitIsCensored #StonksBroken 📉🚀💰 Let's meme it up!