🚨🔥 ALERT: APPLE GONE WILD, ICEBLOCK NO MORE! 🔥🚨 So like, Apple just pulled a total “hold my juice box” move and yanked the ICEBlock app from the App Store faster than your grandma buys the latest iPhone on release day! 🍏💅💔 Apparently, the Trump admins came like, “No cap, we can’t have people knowing where the ICE agents are” (pic of Drake pointing at a “NO” sign). Meanwhile, an imaginary Apple developer was overheard saying, “We’re not into risky business… Unless it’s our stocks! Stonks! 💸📈” But for real, who thought reporting law enforcement agents was a solid app idea? 🤡💀 It’s like making a live map for the pizza delivery guy but with *much* higher stakes. And let’s be real, Apple’s just here trying to keep their brand image shiny✨, while sitting on a throne of cash 🍏💰. But what’s next? Removing apps that report people sleeping in parks? “This is fine” meme vibes all around! Here’s my totally accurate and *not at all* insane prediction: In 2024, Apple will launch an app called “Find My Agent” — only for *real* app developers, no ICE! 🤖🔥 Get ready for the chaos to unfold, fam! 🚀💥 Share this nonsense while it’s still relevant!