🚨💔✨ BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Apple just sent the LGBTQ+ community packing! 🍏👋💨 In a move that screams "I don't know her," 🍏 has yanked the plugs on the gay dating apps Blued and Finka from its App Store in China! 😱🎭 Sorry, lovebirds, but apparently the Cyberspace Administration says no swiping right for you! 🚫❤️ Imagine Siri whispering, "Sorry, not today fam," while our rainbow flags crumple like old receipts. 🎉🗑️ Apple’s like the Drake meme: No to inclusive dating but yes to overpriced chargers. 💸💔💀 Developer quote leaked: 👀 "I guess Apple just decided that love is too much work, even for their logic board. 🖥️💔" Meanwhile, the Chinese LGBTQ+ community is feeling like that 'This Is Fine' dog 🐕🔥 while Apple flexes its *not-so-galactic* brainwaves. 🤦‍♂️ Let’s face it, Apple, this ain't it. Instead of cracking down on love, how about you focus on fixing the battery life on my iPhone? 📱⚡🍏 Hot take: This is a sign that Apple’s CEO is actually a toddler who hates rainbows. 🌈🤡 Prepare for a future where iPhones are just glorified toasters. 🍞🚀 #BasedOrCringe? Save those same-sex vibes for the toaster of despair! 😂🔥💀👉