🚨🍏🍎 *BREAKING: Apple GONE WILD with AI Drama* 🍎🍏🚨 So Politico just dropped a bombshell that sounds like it came straight out of an episode of *The Office* 🏢🤷‍♂️. Apparently, after the *Orange Man* took the throne, Apple decided to pivot harder than your friend at the club pretending to know how to dance 💃✨. 🐦💔 *“We didn’t change our AI guidelines!”* - Apple's official response, aka *the corporate equivalent of ‘This is fine’* meme 🔥💩. But FR FR who believes that? 😂 *Leaked Developer Quotes*: “Honestly, we just wanted Siri to stop promoting conspiracy theories about vaccines. But here we are, in a tech dystopia” 🏴‍☠️🤖. And let’s not even start on DEI efforts. 🎭 Apple’s like, “Here’s a rainbow sticker, now shut up and buy our $1,200 phone” 🌈💸. Meanwhile, we’re all just trying to connect with our shiny new AI that’s too busy canceling our childhood heroes to learn what empathy is. Here's the tea ☕️: Apple is basically the *Drake of tech* - always switching sides and making us second-guess our loyalties. 🚀 So watch this combo of AI guidelines and politics explode into the most awkward TikTok trends of 2024. 🤡💥 **Hot take**: By 2025, Apple will announce a “Memo-orial Day” for all the features they’ve canceled… along with a special vaccine emoji. 👾💉💀 #stonks