👀🍏📱 Yo fam, Apple just dropped a video and I’m not saying it’s boring, but it might as well be a TED Talk from a slice of bread. 🥪💤 But here's the tea: they kicked off their iPhone keynote with that legendary Steve Jobs quote about design. 💾💭 You know the one: “Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.” 🤔 Like we weren’t all just here for the NEW HOTNESS. 🚀🔥 Here's a sneak peek of the “development hell” quotes I’m imagining around the office of Apple HQ: 🗣️ “Bob! Did you remember to add pixels to the screen this time?” 🗣️ “Design? More like, ‘Where the heck is my charger?!’” 💀 Meanwhile, you can catch the video on YouTube if you wanna see a bunch of shiny products getting the red carpet treatment. 🎥✨ *Drake pointing meme intensifies* But real talk: is this what we're paying a billion bucks for? 🙄💰 No cap, the next keynote better have a holographic iPhone or I'm canceling my subscription to this dystopian design cult! In conclusion, Apple is basically just one cringe video away from releasing the next iPhone in a cardboard box as a “minimalist experience.” 📦👀💬 Who’s down? 😂 #DesignIsDead #StonksGoneWrong