🚨🍏💥BREAKING: Apple Podcasts just dropped some **auto-pod magic** that even Hogwarts would be jealous of! 🧙‍♂️📚✨ You heard it here, folks! Now our favorite rambling hosts can magically transform into efficient time lords ⏳ without lifting a finger! Say goodbye to the *boring* manual chapter creation – *unless you're a masochist,* then by all means, keep roasting marshmallows in the cringe fire 🔥. Automatic chapters will be served up fresh, like avocado toast but for your ears 🥑🎧. And wait, it gets REAL wild: timed links dropping knowledge bombs at specific timestamps?! Talk about *podcast multitasking* – you can now cringe while clicking through to Apple Music without missing a beat! 💰👀 #Stonks Some creators can opt-out *because, of course, why make things easier?* The overlords over at Spotify are side-eyeing Apple like Drake pointing 👀, “Y’all really thought we could be friends?!” One dev was overheard saying, “We’re just here to turn every boring convo into a choose-your-own-adventure novel.” 🤖💀 🚨🔥HOT TAKE: One day, your podcast will narrate itself while you sip tea in a virtual reality as your digital clone discusses your procrastination habits – all thanks to Apple. *Time to seethe, my dudes!* 🤡✨