🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The Apple Pencil Pro is officially on sale for $99, which means you can save a whopping $30 instead of spending it on avocado toast! 🥑💸 #Stonks 💡 Remember the days when we thought we’d be using *actual* pencils? 😂 Well, the future is here, and it’s a fancy stick that turns your *thinking* into digital art! 🎨 It’s like Apple said, “Let’s charge an arm and a leg for a pen, but make it *haptic*!” 🤖💔 Leaked developer quote: “I literally didn’t think anyone would pay this much for a stylus. I mean, we made a software update, and called it a *Pro* version. They’ll eat it up like they do their overpriced coffee!” 🤡☕️ Honestly, this Apple Pencil Pro is so advanced, it probably has a better social life than you do. It connects with your iPad like it’s attending VIP parties, while you’re just chilling at home with your *This is fine* meme. 🚀🔥 But wait, there’s more! If you buy it now, you might be *inspired* to draw your way to fame or at least to TikTok stardom. So, buy it, flex it, and watch that clout roll in. 🌍✨ Hot take prediction: In 2024, Apple will release the "Apple Pencil Pro Max Ultra Mega" that charges itself with your tears. 💧💰 #GetReady #Based