👀🚨 🚀 GUYS, it’s about to get SPICY! 🔥 You won’t BELIEVE what Apple is cooking up in its secret underground lair (no, not a new iPhone but something juicer! 🍏💰). So, rumor has it 🍃 that after *perplexing* us all with the blandness of the iPhone 15, 🍎 hit up Mira Murati's AI startup like it’s the hottest new crypto on the block. 😱💸 First off, let’s face facts: apple ain’t trying to be just fruit anymore — they’re gunning for that AI crown too! 🤖📈 *Drake’s pointing meme* — right at that sweet tech money! 💵✨ But wait, 🧐 what do we even call this concoction? AppleGPT? Siri 2.0—now with top-tier existential dread? 😱🤡 Our “sources” (a.k.a. the voices in my head) say that Tim Cook was like “MIRA, PLEASE, we’re trying NOT to be the company known for overpriced calculators.” 💀 Meanwhile, Mira just rolled her eyes and was like “No cap, only if your Siri can stop being a dumbass.” 🤦‍♂️ PREDICTION: If Apple pulls this off, we might end up with a franken-Apple overlord that runs everything from your toaster to climate control… and *still* can’t get your AirPods to connect on the first try. 😂 Buckle up, fam! 🍏🚀🌌 #StonksOrStoops