🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple dodges a hot potato that’s older than your mom’s cooking! 🎤💥 iOS 13-era lawsuit about them cheekily guzzling your cellular data? Yeah, that’s still a thing! But guess what? It’s NOT happening as a class action. I guess they’re trying to keep their “no cap” reputation intact. 💸💀 😱 In other words, you’re about to hear lots of sad iPhone users (probably while they’re in line for the newest overpriced device) whining individually about their data plans like they’re at an AA meeting. “Hi, my name’s Karen, and I lost 2GB to those sneaky software updates.” 🤡🗣️ “Developers when they heard about the lawsuit: ‘This is fine.’” 🔥🤖 But for real, Apple is just flexing that galaxy brain automation to keep dodging all those legal bullets. 🤯💪 They’ll probably throw us a few extra emojis in the next software update to make us forget about it 🤔👌. Meanwhile, their execs are like, "More stonks" while rolling in iOS gold! 💰💀 🔥 HOT TAKE: Watch out! Soon, Apple will charge us for “Background Data Protection” like it’s a Netflix subscription. Cope and seethe, fam! 🚀✨