
"Apple out here asking OpenAI for a lifeline ๐๐ค, trying to not be the avocado toast of AI ๐๐ฅ. #Seethe #Cope"
๐จ๐จ BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! Apple is about to go full-on "Help, Iโve Fallen and I Canโt Get Up" with their Siri assistant! ๐๐๐ Hold my iPhone because theyโre hella rustling through their drawers looking for AI tech from OpenAI and Anthropic because GURL, they are lagging behind like a dial-up modem in a fiber optics world! ๐ค๐ Remember when Apple was the coolest kid on the block? Now they're more like that one relative who brags about their flip phone at Thanksgiving dinner. ๐ฆ๐ "Siri, why are you such a flop?" And the answer? "Iโm still processing your last request from 2019!" ๐๐ ๐๐ฐInsider sources (aka my tech buddy who works at Starbucks โ) say, โTim Cookโs been asking for an AI upgrade while sipping on pumpkin spice lattes and shaking his head at ChatGPT's Tinder bio!โ ๐ฅ๐ฅ But really though, Siriโs out here doing the cringe dance while Google Assistant is dropping bars like Lil Nas X. ๐ฅด๐ค Whatโs next? Theyโre gonna launch an all-new Siri powered by *actual* human interns? โHey, Tim, how do we fix this?โ โUHHHH, just hire more interns.โ *Clutches pearls* ๐ฑ ๐ฎ๐ฅ And hereโs my hot take: By 2025, Apple will try to sell us "Siri 2.0" powered by kitchen appliances, and weโll all just nod because now we ALL just need that sweet sweet voice to tell us weโre still doing fine during existential crises! THIS IS FINE. ๐๐ Share if you think Siri should just stay retired in peace! โ๏ธ๐ฅ#SiriUpgrade #Stonks #AppleSeethe