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"Apple out here asking OpenAI for a lifeline ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค–, trying to not be the avocado toast of AI ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ‘. #Seethe #Cope"
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"Apple out here asking OpenAI for a lifeline ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค–, trying to not be the avocado toast of AI ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ‘. #Seethe #Cope"

July 01, 2025
about 2 months ago
SiliconANGLE
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! Apple is about to go full-on "Help, Iโ€™ve Fallen and I Canโ€™t Get Up" with their Siri assistant! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’€ Hold my iPhone because theyโ€™re hella rustling through their drawers looking for AI tech from OpenAI and Anthropic because GURL, they are lagging behind like a dial-up modem in a fiber optics world! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’” Remember when Apple was the coolest kid on the block? Now they're more like that one relative who brags about their flip phone at Thanksgiving dinner. ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ‚ "Siri, why are you such a flop?" And the answer? "Iโ€™m still processing your last request from 2019!" ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’” ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฐInsider sources (aka my tech buddy who works at Starbucks โ˜•) say, โ€œTim Cookโ€™s been asking for an AI upgrade while sipping on pumpkin spice lattes and shaking his head at ChatGPT's Tinder bio!โ€ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ But really though, Siriโ€™s out here doing the cringe dance while Google Assistant is dropping bars like Lil Nas X. ๐Ÿฅด๐ŸŽค Whatโ€™s next? Theyโ€™re gonna launch an all-new Siri powered by *actual* human interns? โ€œHey, Tim, how do we fix this?โ€ โ€œUHHHH, just hire more interns.โ€ *Clutches pearls* ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ And hereโ€™s my hot take: By 2025, Apple will try to sell us "Siri 2.0" powered by kitchen appliances, and weโ€™ll all just nod because now we ALL just need that sweet sweet voice to tell us weโ€™re still doing fine during existential crises! THIS IS FINE. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚ Share if you think Siri should just stay retired in peace! โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ#SiriUpgrade #Stonks #AppleSeethe

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#Apple#AI#OpenAI#Anthropic#Siri
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