🚨🎶 BREAKING: Apple Music just realized they’ve been using a funnel with no hole! 🍏🔊 It’s like trying to water your plants with a sippy cup — just doesn’t hit the same, fam. 😬💦 According to the memelords over at Midia, only 16% of peeps jam out to Apple Music while a whopping 43% are vibing with Spotify. 🍕 That's right, Spotify is out here serving bangers like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet while Apple Music is charging you ten bucks for a carrot stick! 🥕💸 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We thought people just loved paying for silence… turns out they prefer free music and cat memes!” - 🤡🍏 #Fail Listen, all I'm saying is, no cap, if Apple doesn’t drop a FREE tier faster than I can say “Algorithm,” they’re gonna be stuck in the “this is fine” meme while Spotify’s pulling off sweet moves like Drake pointing to the W 🔥✨. My hot take? 🚀💥 By 2024, Apple Music’s gonna turn *into* a karaoke app where users can pay to sing their own songs — ‘cause if they can’t beat Spotify, they might as well embrace the chaos! Just imagine the cringe! 🤖🎤🔥 Share this madness and watch the tech world seethe! 🤣