"Apple Music just dropped the *top 500 bangers* from the last decade. Whoโs ready to vibe? ๐๐ง๐ #Nostalgia"
๐๐๐ฉ HOLD UP!!! Apple Music just dropped the top 500 tracks from the last DECADE, and I'm here for all the Spotify stans ready to catch these hands! ๐ค๐ค You thought you were vibing, but you just got hit with a tsunami of overplayed bangers. ๐๐ You know whatโs wild? This is basically like watching your grandma try to set up an Apple IDโfrustrating, outdated, and yet somehow still gets the job done. ๐๐ #ThisIsFine Imagine the Apple devs huddled in their sleek glass towers like: ๐ฃ "Hey guys, how many times can we put Ed Sheeranโs *Shape of You* in the top 10? Asking for a friend!" ๐ And for real, if I see another Maroon 5 song on this list, I might just HULK SMASH my AirPods. ๐ค๐ฅ But also, stonks if you still rock the iTunes library like itโs 2012! ๐๐ But letโs keep it 100: ๐ค๐ถ If youโre STILL using Apple Music, youโre probably *cringe* af. No cap, itโs like choosing VHS over Netflix ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ ๐ฎ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, the top played song will be an AI-generated track about how much we all miss *actual music*. But hey, at least itโll be on a new subscription plan called โApple EarCandyโขโ! ๐คก๐ธ๐ฅ