🎉🍏💩 HOLD UP!!! Apple Music just dropped the top 500 tracks from the last DECADE, and I'm here for all the Spotify stans ready to catch these hands! 🤜🤛 You thought you were vibing, but you just got hit with a tsunami of overplayed bangers. 🌊💃 You know what’s wild? This is basically like watching your grandma try to set up an Apple ID—frustrating, outdated, and yet somehow still gets the job done. 🙈💀 #ThisIsFine Imagine the Apple devs huddled in their sleek glass towers like: 🗣 "Hey guys, how many times can we put Ed Sheeran’s *Shape of You* in the top 10? Asking for a friend!" 😂 And for real, if I see another Maroon 5 song on this list, I might just HULK SMASH my AirPods. 🤖💥 But also, stonks if you still rock the iTunes library like it’s 2012! 📈🚀 But let’s keep it 100: 🎤🎶 If you’re STILL using Apple Music, you’re probably *cringe* af. No cap, it’s like choosing VHS over Netflix 🤷‍♂️💔 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, the top played song will be an AI-generated track about how much we all miss *actual music*. But hey, at least it’ll be on a new subscription plan called “Apple EarCandy™”! 🤡💸💥