🚨🍏🎶 *BREAKING NEWS FOR SNACCIDENTS* 🎶🍏🚨 📢 Listen up fam! Apple’s pulling one of the *biggest* pranks on us that’s actually a W! 🤡💰 New subscribers to Apple Music can snag THREE FREE MONTHS of the Family Plan! Yep, you heard it right! That’s $51 in your pocket 🤑💸 — enough to buy 2 whole iced coffees, fr fr. So you can jam with the whole squad (up to six users, no cap) while dodging their cringe music tastes like “What do you mean you still listen to *Chainsmokers*?!” 🤮📻 Plus, you can finally put an end to that “what’s that song?” interrogation at parties. 😅👀 **And let’s keep it a buck:** Apple Music is top-tier 🤯🔥. It’s like the *Drake Point*, but for audio! All music CD quality or better? 🤖💿 Live radio that makes you feel like the DJ at Coachella?! Sign me up! But let’s roast: If you're on *Windows*, better check your expectations at the door. It looks like a potato's bad dream. 🥔💻 Plus, we know Apple loves to play games with artist payments, but just shrug it off like the *This Is Fine* dog! 😂🐶 *Leaked quote from an Apple Dev*: “We put the ‘fun’ in *functioning on a limited budget!*” 🔮 Hot Take: 😏 By 2025, Apple will be releasing Music NFTs attached to your Family Plan subscription... because why not capitalize on EVERY trend?! *Stonks!!* 📈🚀 SHARE OR BE SQUARE! ✌️💖