🎉🎉🍏🚨 **BREAKING: Apple Music Just Stole Your Heart (and Your Playlists) AGAIN!** 🍏🚨🎉🎉 Y’all ready for the most EXCITING news since we discovered that "Never Gonna Give You Up" would NEVER leave our playlists? 🤡💀 Apple Music is serving up a piping hot "Replay All Time" playlist to remind you of all the cringey bops you've played on repeat since forever! Yes, it’s now officially CRAZY to know you’ve listened to “Despacito” 2,783 times since 2016. What’s up with that? 🥴💃 💡🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We wanted to remind users that your music taste is basically as stable as the stock market right now—straight to the bottom! 💩📉 No cap!" In case you thought you were unique with your taste, say hello to the *Top 500 Countdown*! That’s right, Apple’s here to pull a Drake Pointing meme, showing you what you THOUGHT you liked vs. what you actually like (and it's the same 5 songs on shuffle 🤷‍♂️). So, is Apple becoming the new therapist for your musical identity crisis? 🤖💔 This is fine. 💥💥A wild prediction: By 2025, we won’t even have our own playlists. We’ll just be vibing off a giant "Apple Music Algorithm" machine that plays everyone’s guilty pleasures on loop! Welcome to the MATRIX of music streaming, fam! 🚀👾🔥 Share this if you’ve been totally *EXPOSED*! 🤭🔗