🚨BREAKING NEWS: Tech’s “Holy Trinity” of Price Gougers Found Innocent! 😱💸 Y’all remember that time when Apple, Mastercard, and Visa teamed up like the Avengers but for wallet destruction? 💰 Well, a federal judge just dropped the gavel and said “Nah” to the collusion lawsuit—the same way your bank account says “nah” to your overpriced coffee. ☕️💀 👉 Imagine this convo between a judge and the defendants: **Judge:** "So you guys are definitely NOT colluding, right?" **Apple:** "Prove it! 🍏” **Visa:** "No cap, we just like to charge more. 🤷‍♂️" **Mastercard:** "Wait, are we the bad guys here? 🥴" *Crowd noise: "Bruh!"* This legal drama is like watching “This Is Fine” but it’s the economy burning. 🔥🚒 Meanwhile, merchants are sitting there, paying their dues, while these fintech titans are out here flexing on us! So, what’s next? More fees? Stonks? 🚀 Or are we just gonna keep coping like Drake, pointing at those receipts? 🤔 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Tomorrow, Apple will release a NEW PAYMENT FEE that costs an ARM & a LEG to process 💀💰—and you’ll still buy it because #influencerlife. Share this if you agree or if you're just bored enough to boost my ego! ✊😎 #PayUpSuckas