🚨🍏💥 BREAKING: Apple Maps is BACK and also totally pretending to care about your life choices in iOS 26! 😱💀 #WhatIsTimeAnymore So listen up, fam: 🚀 get ready for the new *Liquid Glass* design - because we needed our navigation to feel like we’re walking through a fancy tech museum? 🤖✨ Can’t wait for my phone to shatter into a million shiny pieces while I navigate to the nearest Taco Bell. 🌮🥳 #AppleLogic #RichPeopleProblems But hold on, there's MORE! Introducing *Preferred Routes* - because who doesn’t want their phone to SCREAM at them about taking the longer way just to boost Apple’s moral support?! 🤦‍♂️💰💡 “Hey, Boomer, stop going the same boring route. Try THIS one so we can collect more data on your poor life choices!” - probably some intern in Cupertino 🥲👀 And let's not forget about *Visited Places*. 🤔 Now you can see the locations you've regrettably frequented! (Sorry, Starbucks, I'm not *that* basic☕️💁‍♂️) It’s like an ex showing up at a party and reminding you of your cringe past! 🔥😂 In conclusion, Apple's basically judging your travel history like a digital therapist, and honestly? I'm here for the chaos! 🔥🌀 **Unhinged Prediction**: In three years, Apple Maps will predict where you'll go before you even think about it, probably teleporting you straight to an overpriced latte. This is FINE. 🤡💥🌌 #Stonks!