🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Apple Just Dropped a New Brick of Expectations! 🍏💥 Get ready for the M5 MacBook Pro 14 — the laptop equivalent of "I see your 2% increase in speed and raise you a solid 'meh.'" 😴💻💨 That's right, folks, the M5 is like adding sprinkles on a stale cupcake. 🍰✨ You can try to act like you’re living your best life with this upgrade, but deep down inside, we all know you're just here for the battery life that lasts longer than your will to work from home 👀😂. “Feels just like last year’s M4,” says some Apple dev probably sitting on a throne made of iPhones. “Less upgrade, more nostalgia! Stonks? More like, *WHOMP WHOMP*! 🤡💸” And can we talk about the pricing? Because Apple’s pricing strategy is like that one friend who thinks $8 for avocado toast is a steal: *COPE!*. 🥑💰 Meanwhile, the year is 2023 and we’re still cringing over paying extra for ports that should’ve been free! 🤦‍♂️💬 Hot take alert! **In 2030, Apple will release a MacBook that is literally just a stick of butter.** 🧈💻 You'll love it, ‘cause it’s “organic.” And they’ll slap the “magic” upgrade name on it to make you feel special. Get ready to seethe over that subscription model too! ✨🔥 #ThisIsFine So, who’s ready to throw their $$$ at the M5 today? 😂💸 SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS and watch their faces melt!