🤡🔥 Hold onto your calculators, fam! Texas Instruments just #droppedtheball harder than a high school freshman trying to find x in algebra class! 💀💸 So, our good ol’ pals at TI just flexed a 14% revenue glow-up to $4.74B in Q3. Sounds epic, right? 🤩 But then 4th quarter came in like, "nah, dog, we’re forecasting less profit than a college kid trying to sell lemonade." Stonks fell faster than your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call when mama starts vacuuming! 📉💰💀 👀🔥 “We’re convinced the market will seethe harder than an NPC in a broken game,” said a *totally real* TI dev whose name rhymes with “Rick Astley.” "It’s like investing in a black hole—good luck getting your stonks back!" Drake said “I’m not a fan” and we’re screaming “This is fine” with our bottomless cups of despair because the future's looking like an outdated calculator—🤖😮‍💨 🌌 So like, what’s next? I’m predicting TI’s gonna pivot to making overpriced smart toasters. 😂🥴 In 5 years, your breakfast will require an app AND a software update because, you know, why not? Catch me in the comments, hitting that based button with all the chaos! 💥🚀