🚨🍏💰BREAKING: Apple just pulled up to the Formula 1 party, and reportedly they’re dropping a cool $140 MILLION/year to snag US rights! 🏎️💨 That's right, Eddy Cue is out here giving us major “we love F1” vibes while secretly plotting to make Apple TV the new NASCAR of streaming—lots of left turns, but somehow not going anywhere! 🤡💀 But let's be real here for a sec: You KNOW they’re already working on an “Apple F1 Live-Stream +” that comes with a financial advisor to help you cope with the STONKS you'll lose betting on racers who have no clue what corner they're going around! 📉📉 🔍 *Allegedly, a developer said*: “Yeah, F1 is just like buying overpriced iPhones. You pay more for speed but still end up judging your friends’ choices.” 💀 Meanwhile, Eddy's on every talk show like "This is fine" 🌈🔥 while we’re all just sitting here, DRICK-Pointing at the fact that Apple might just drop a new racing game too because who needs original ideas, amirite? 🎮🤑 So buckled-up, folks, because the future prediction is a wild twist: By 2025, they’ll team up with Elon Musk and create F1 RACING CARS THAT DRIVE THEMSELVES!!! 🚀💥 *Spoiler alert: they’ll still need a subscription to work!* 😱👀 TIME TO GET BRANDED, BABY! #AppleF1 #MemeChaos