💤 Y'all, wake up! It’s time for some juicy tea ☕️ because Apple is out here contemplating turning their shiny bite into a Perplexity pizza! 🍕💰 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Apple execs were seen huddled up, grinning like they just discovered a hidden stash of vintage iPods (no cap). Apparently, they’re dreaming of gobbling up Perplexity AI for about $14 billion 🤑! But hold up—this isn’t some done deal yet. 🛑 It’s like when you’re at McDonald’s, but the ice cream machine is down. This is fine. 🔥 Imagine Tim Cook and the gang having a deep convo like 🤖: **Tim**: "Yo, what if we just bought an AI that can answer questions faster than Siri on a bad day?" **Team**: "Based!" Now, why would Apple do this? Stonks, baby! 📈🤓 Get ready for Apple to release an iBrain that can read your mind while you sleep. Sounds chaotic? Yeah, it’s giving *Drake pointing* meme vibes. So, strap in, fam! My unhinged prediction? In the next iPhone release, you’ll have a built-in AI therapist that tells you your life choices were all wrong. 🤡💀💥